why did the chicken cross the road?

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This question has been around for ages now, but given time and observation, we think we may have finally found the answer!

• The chicken could have crossed the road to eat the rice that was left behind:

• She could have been going on a date with her favorite rooster man:

• She could have crossed the road because it was time to play basketball:

• Or maybe she was getting ready for Sunday School:

• It may have been that she was going to a neighbor's house for some friendly conversation:

Whether the chicken is visiting friends, learning about God is Sunday school, watching after her children play, or just nibbling on an afternoon snack, she wanted us to all know that the only reason to ever cross the street is still.....

..... to get to the other side! {wa, wa, waaaaa}